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Zeus: So you see, Ares, I figured chicks dig cows right? So why not… (He sees Hera, who hasn’t seen him yet)How’s about I catch you later? (Pats Ares on the back and steers him offstage)

Hera: Well, this turned out well.

Zeus: (mumbling around an olive) The food is great!

Paris stumbles in, obviously plastered. He’s a surreal cross of classic Greek, and 70s pimp daddy

Paris: Zeus! My main Olympian man, slide me some of that godly skin!(Makes high five sort of motions at Zeus, who just blinks confusedly, and pops another olive in his mouth.)

Hera: Paris, have you been drinking again?

Paris: Again? Did I stop at some point?

Zeus: Why are you called Paris, anyhow? It’s not a very Greek name!

Paris: Momma married a Frenchman.

Zeus: Wow, she had a lot of Gaul.

(Drum riff here – everyone should look around to see where it came from, and then go on as if nothing had happened)

Wacky Hijinx and Zany Adventures are bound to ensue when F.N.O.R.D. takes classic Discordian texts, fucks around with them, and adds MUSIC!